Before I take my holiday Katrina,my prostate
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from: Shantanu Panigrahi <shanpanigrahi3000@gmail.com> via dizum.com
to: katrina@conservativepolicyforum.com,
katrina@tenentrepreneurs.org,
geri.ottewell@clydeco.com,
shanpanigrahi3000@gmail.com,
rashmipanigrahi2000@yahoo.co.uk
date: 5 Sept 2023, 03:25
subject: Before I take my holiday Katrina,my prostate
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Dearest Katrina
I apologise profusedly for letting so much time pass since our last communication.
I reconsidered your seeming counter proposal and I am considering accepting. But it is conditional that you do not buccaneer again and humbly accept responsibility for telling unkind tales to the kahinke suars of Surrey Police with whom I established a chanal of communication to present them the true version of our interactions which were commenced not by me but by you, and for your superior who wants to force attendance in a courtroom of kangaroos by those seemingly convicted even against their wishes, as a result of which I have torn up my CUP membership. As a natural and human result there is a residual anger in me towards you, like Kubla Khan's or Lucy Letby's, but this will dissipate once we enter into a stabilised conjugal reverse-entry relationship of weekly intercourse. As founder of the CONSERVATIVE LIBERTARIAN SOCIETY of which I made you an honorary member you must accept my directions and adopt at all times a conciliatory and subsidiary activity, without dampening your spontaneous or involuntary squeals of delight passion or some other deeper emotion. In fairness I must tell you that you have a rival for my affections, one Jane Mcneil, who is devoted to Engagement with me and is located more conveniently. You must accordingly improve your game.
It is my prostate that is causing me distress when passing stools or liquid and I hope by regular quasi-matrimonial operations in you these will be alleviated. The only matter yet to resolved is how much, timing and frequency of payments drawing on my entitlements to £ 20 million in compensation. I expect you to telephone me and resolve these minor stumbling blacks, using the number 07854 984538.
Yours sincerely
Dr Shantanu Panigrahi
3 Hoath Lane
Wigmore
Gillingham
Kent ME8 0SL
Tel: 07967789619
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